Beast There-Don't That

© KJ Hannah Greenberg, 2019
Beast There-Don't That
Fomite Press
USA 2019. Buy it here.

There are stranger creatures in our supermarkets, office parks, and libraries than ever roamed the woods or swam the seas. Beast There—Don’t That explores the nature and identity of some of these critters and cautions us, when necessary, to avoid or at least to give wide berth to them.

Beast There—Don’t That

On Sounding Like a Basset Hound
Vorfreude
That Spicy Hamster
A Prickle of Hedgehogs Used Part of a Nose Cone
About those Codfish
On Not Believing the Merry-Go-Round’s One-Eyed Horse
Undercurrent: A Parallel Universe for Sylvia Plath
Postmenopausal Polar Bears
Literal Definition
Songbirds and Dumpster Cats: Middle Eastern Marvel
Omitting Sounds
Things that Chew
Conversation
“Toughie” Wackadoodles in the Woods
That Semantic Slubberdegullion
Freaky Frog King
Prickly Masters’ Effluvium
The Sports of Shrimp Babies
Adjusting Adverbs
A Regime of Cells and their Opposites
No Better than Drowned Kittens
Interdiction
That Leucistic Alligator
The Raging One
The Chicken’s Lunch
Adopted by Aliens
Credits
Acknowledgemenst
About the Author